These are some of the quotations from the Special Video, the
Kurt: Well, speaking about having friends over, I guess our guests will be arriving soon.
Kurt: I said, I think our guests will be arriving soon.
Mercedes: [behind door] Is that our cue to go in?
Rachel: Did we miss it?
— Kurt, Mercedes and Rachel
[Rachel is standing in front of the camera]
Mercedes: Rachel, what are you doing?
Rachel: Hello, everyone out there in television land, I’m Rachel Berry.
Mercedes: Get out of my sh-
— Rachel and Mercedes
Rachel: What a lovely home you h-.. Finn, Noah, what are you doing here?
Finn: We thought we were in this scene.
Puck: Isn’t this where we come in?
— Rachel, Finn and Noah Puckerman
Kurt: Mercedes, Rachel, we have some threats cooking in the oven for you both!
Mercedes: Oh, I think I know what it is! Christmas Tater Tots! There’s nothing like it.
— Kurt and Mercedes
Kurt: [To Quinn and Sam] Kids, say hello to our guests.
Quinn: This is some bullsh-…. Hello, auntie Rachel and Mercedes.
— Kurt and Quinn
Blaine: Well, it’s getting past your bedtime, kids. You better head upstairs, you two.
Quinn: What are you talking about, it’s only five o’clo-
— Blaine and Quinn
Kurt: Our two co-workers are here to suggest some great gifts for this year.
[Shot of Brittany and Santana making out]
Kurt: It’s always lovely to have some nice Asian friends over for the holidays.
Tina: Merry Christmas everyo-
— Kurt and Tina