| Funny Honey | |
|---|---|
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| By | The musical Chicago |
| Sung by | Rachel Berry and Shelby Corcoran |
| Glee equivalent | Somewhere |
| Duration | 3:21 |
| Episode | Mash Time (Cut) |
Funny Honey is a song sung by Rachel Berry and Shelby Corcoran. It was to be featured in the third episode of season three, Mash Time, but was cut due to time. The song is originally from the musical Chicago. It would have been the spoof equivalent of Somewhere, which was sung in the Glee episode I Am Unicorn.
Lyrics
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Rachel:
Sometime's I'm right
Sometime's I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll String along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Shelby:
Sometime's I'm down
Sometime's I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He love me so
That funny honey of mine
Rachel:
He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique and
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
Shelby:
But look at that soul
I tell you, the whole
Both:
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts
Rachel:
And if you knew him like me
Shelby:
I know you'd agree
Rachel:
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there
Taking the blame
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny, honey
Hubby of mine
Shelby:
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
Rachel:
Now, he shot off his trap
I can't stand that sap
Shelby:
Look at him go
Rattin' on me
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he'd be
Rachel:
If they string me up
Well, I'll know who
Brought the twine
Both:
That scummy, crummy
Dummy hubby of mine!
TriviaEdit
- This is the second song to be cut from an episode, after Clinically Insanely Crazy For You was cut from Prom Rumours.
- However, no music video or deleted scene has yet been released to acompany this song.
VideosEdit
CHICAGO - Funny Honey (Subtitles)
Chicago - Funny Honey
Funny Honey Glee Spoof Song
