These are some of the most notable quotations from the glee spoof episode "Goodbye National Props":

No one is going to ruin this for me, I will be number one.

Rachel Berry

What's her name, again?

Brittany Pierce

Tina (as Finn): You deserve better.
Rory (as Tina): No, I don't, but Rachel does

Tina and Rory

Will: I love you
Finn: (silence)
Will: Just kidding!
Finn: Oh, oh, haha
Will: Haha! - No, but I do

Will and Finn

My Big Plans are...