Kourtney Kardasim is a central character featured in The Kardashians Spoof. She is mostly seen as bored and emotionless and speaks in a highly deadpan and monotone voice. She is the first-born of her sisters Kim and Khloe, and just like her sisters, Kourtney also thinks her mother Kris is annoying, but is often annoyed by her siblings too. She frequently takes Khloe's side against Kim when in an argument or disagreement. She is well-known for responding to people and their suggestions, with words such as "shut up", "no", "stupid", and sometimes "whatever".