Mercedes' Quotations are some of the quotations made by Mercedes in season two, season three and the minisodes of SIMGM's Glee spoof.

Season TwoEdit


Artie: Hi Mercedes!
Mercedes: Tater Tots.

—Mercedes, Just Say No to Boys

Mercedes: We ain't mean to you hot mamma.
Rachel: Bullsh*t!

—Mercedes to Rachel, Fuinn vs Fabrevans vs Finchel

Kurt: So.. how did the Finn serenading go?
Rachel: Horribly... but he wants to feel it, he just doesn't realize it yet.
Mercedes: You need help, girl.

—Mercedes, Rachel and Kurt, Girl's Got Issues

Rachel Why are you out here?
Mercedes: All you guys want me for is tater tots. That's the only story line I get.
Rachel: That's not true. What do you call this?
Mercedes: A sad attempt of giving me a story line.

—Mercedes to Rachel, Neglect This Way

Season ThreeEdit


[Rachel is standing in front of the camera]
Mercedes: Rachel, what are you doing?
Rachel: Hello, everyone out there in television land, I’m Rachel Berry.
Mercedes: Get out of my sh-

—Rachel and Mercedes, the Christmas Special

Kurt: Mercedes, Rachel, we have some threats cooking in the oven for you both!
Mercedes: Oh, I think I know what it is! Christmas Tater Tots! There’s nothing like it.

—Kurt and Mercedes, the Christmas Special