Mercedes' Quotations

Mercedes' Quotations are some of the quotations made by Mercedes in season two, season three and the minisodes of SIMGM's Glee spoof.

Season Two[]

“	Artie: Hi Mercedes! Mercedes: Tater Tots.	”
—Mercedes, Just Say No to Boys

“	Mercedes: We ain't mean to you hot mamma. Rachel: Bullsh*t!	”
—Mercedes to Rachel, Fuinn vs Fabrevans vs Finchel

“	Kurt: So.. how did the Finn serenading go? Rachel: Horribly... but he wants to feel it, he just doesn't realize it yet. Mercedes: You need help, girl.	”
—Mercedes, Rachel and Kurt, Girl's Got Issues

“	Rachel Why are you out here? Mercedes: All you guys want me for is tater tots. That's the only story line I get. Rachel: That's not true. What do you call this? Mercedes: A sad attempt of giving me a story line.	”
—Mercedes to Rachel, Neglect This Way

“	[Rachel is standing in front of the camera] Mercedes: Rachel, what are you doing? Rachel: Hello, everyone out there in television land, I’m Rachel Berry. Mercedes: Get out of my sh-	”
—Rachel and Mercedes, the Christmas Special

“	Kurt: Mercedes, Rachel, we have some threats cooking in the oven for you both! Mercedes: Oh, I think I know what it is! Christmas Tater Tots! There’s nothing like it.	”
—Kurt and Mercedes, the Christmas Special