These are some of the most notable quotations from the glee spoof episode On My Big Brother.

Sebastian: A five-month old baby has a deeper voice than you.
Kurt: And you make a two dollar how look classy.

Sebastian and Kurt

Rory: Is anyone else feeling second-hand embarrassment? Because I know I am.
Sugar: No. I don't hear Finchel when Finchel speaks.

Rory and Sugar

Finn: What if it was you getting photo-shopped in these pictures, Rachel?
Brittany: She'd have a bigger penis.

Finn and Brittany

FINN: Me! Me! Me!
RACHEL: Me! Me! Me!

Finn and Rachel

Blaine: I should sing us a theme song.
Kurt: We're good, Blaine.
Santana: You best not.
Brittany: ...Do it.

Blaine, Kurt, Santana, and Brittany

Tina: What were you guys doing in the same dressing room?
Santana: trying on our dresses.
Brittany: And having sex.
Quinn: I can't believe this.
Brittany: I know! You think there wasn't enough space in there for the both of us but I took my leg and-

Tina, Santana, Brittany and Quinn

Rory: What in St. Patty's name are we gonna do if we haven't rehearsed?
Will: We'll do what we always do...Win.
Sugar: You suck at motivational speeches.

Rory, Will, and Sugar

Rachel: Do you feel that Quinn? Do you feel the guilt i'm throwing in your direction?
Quinn: Do you feel that I don't give a f**k i'm throwing in your direction?

Rachel and Quinn

Why does this sh*t always happen to me?

Quinn, After her accident

Quinn: I don't blame Blaine. If my big sister, Frannie, visited me out of the blue, I'd die.
Franny: Is that so, Zoomba?
Brittany: What time is your funeral?

Quinn, Frannie and Brittany

Cooper: In other words I'm just like you..but with better eyebrows.

Cooper and Blaine

Kurt: I will cherish this moment for the rest of my life.
Brittany: Five bucks says they're gonna make out.
Kurt: Brittany? When did you get here?

Kurt and Brittany