Rachel's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Rachel Berry in season two, season three and the minisodes of SIMGM's Glee spoof.
Season Two[]
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Rachel: Finn and I are on... a temporary break! |
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—Rachel and Quinn, Just Say No to Boys |
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Finn looks so adorable. He's gonna look so charming in the tuxedo I pick out for him on our wedding day. Which takes place in 5 years, 3 weeks and 21 days from now. |
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—Rachel, Just Say No to Boys |
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Finn: Rachel, what's going on? |
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—Rachel and Finn, Just Say No to Boys |
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Tina: You need to calm down. |
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—Rachel and Tina, Fuinn vs Fabrevans vs Finchel |
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Rachel: But it's fine. You wanna know why? Because while you guys are stuck in this god forsaken f*ck town, I'll be in New York living my dreams. And you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna mail each of you mother f*ckers a post card that says f*ck you b*tches I'm on Broadway. So go ahead, pick on me, mock me, throw slushies. I don't give a f*ck. |
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—Rachel and Brittany, Fuinn vs Fabrevans vs Finchel |
Season Three[]
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Emma: Now, I'm gonna say some words, and I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind. |
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—Rachel and Emma, The Brown Unicorn Project |
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F*CK YOU FINN! |
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—Rachel, Mash Time |
Minisodes[]
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I see you are combing your hair right now... I mean... I don't see that...I'm not outside your window or anything... |
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—Rachel, Quinn's Summer |