Rachel's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Rachel Berry in season two, season three and the minisodes of SIMGM's Glee spoof.

Season TwoEdit


Rachel: Finn and I are on... a temporary break!
Quinn: You're broken up.
Rachel: [Cries] Don't remind me!

—Rachel and Quinn, Just Say No to Boys

Finn looks so adorable. He's gonna look so charming in the tuxedo I pick out for him on our wedding day. Which takes place in 5 years, 3 weeks and 21 days from now.

—Rachel, Just Say No to Boys

Finn: Rachel, what's going on?
Rachel: Be my baby daddy

—Rachel and Finn, Just Say No to Boys

Tina: You need to calm down.
Rachel: No, I don't, Tina! And by the way, I forgot you were in this show, I'm glad you have a line. Congratulations.

—Rachel and Tina, Fuinn vs Fabrevans vs Finchel

Rachel: But it's fine. You wanna know why? Because while you guys are stuck in this god forsaken f*ck town, I'll be in New York living my dreams. And you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna mail each of you mother f*ckers a post card that says f*ck you b*tches I'm on Broadway. So go ahead, pick on me, mock me, throw slushies. I don't give a f*ck.

—Rachel and Brittany, Fuinn vs Fabrevans vs Finchel

Season ThreeEdit

Emma: Now, I'm gonna say some words, and I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind.
Rachel: What is this test for?
Emma: To see how deep your obsession runs. Okay, first word: Love.
Rachel: Finn.
Emma: Purple.
Rachel: Finn.
Emma: Cloud.
Rachel: Finn.
Emma: Cinnamon toast.
Rachel: Finn.

—Rachel and Emma, The Brown Unicorn Project


—Rachel, Mash Time


I see you are combing your hair right now... I mean... I don't see that...I'm not outside your window or anything...

—Rachel, Quinn's Summer