Will's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Will Schuester in season two, season three and the
minisodes of SIMGM's Glee spoof.

Season TwoEdit

Rachel are you looking for attention again?

—Will, Fuinn vs Fabrevans vs Finchel

Alright i'll take care of this. Finn you get her legs and i'll get her arms. Lets mover her off the stage so we can keep rehearsing.

—Will, Neglect This Way

Season ThreeEdit

Alright guys, welcome to our first annual booty call. Camp! Booty camp is what I meant...

—Will, The Brown Unicorn Project

Finn you suck at dancing so lets humiliate you first, then Mercedes.

—Will, The Brown Unicorn Project

Sam: Guys it's me! I'm back!
Will: And you should've never left, have a seat, Sam."

Sam Evans and Will, Hold On to A Girl

Will: Mabye I should just teach history instead?
New Directions: Si. (yes)

—Will and New Directions, The Spanish Heart


Psychiatrist: Do you hug your students a lot?
Will: All the time. My favorite hugs are the group hugs.
Psychiatrist: How friendly are you with your students?
Will: Oh, very.
Psychiatrist: I see. So you like to be touchy-feely with your students?
Will: Yes. I'm a very hands on teacher... Wait that didn't come out right.

—Psychiatrist and Will, The Glee Club Gets Tested